You can´t do it all in one trip
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.