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Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."