OWL IN DARK

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Owl in dark

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Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.