Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"