FLAMINGO ON CROCODILE

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Flamingo on crocodile

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Birthday
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!