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Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99