Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.