BABY WATCHING SOMETHING ON TABLET

Baby watching something on tablet

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Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.