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Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!