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New jokes

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!