Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!