Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.