Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.