BELIEVE ME, IT WAS NOT MY FAULT

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Believe me, it was not my fault

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Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.