DRUNK WOMAN

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Drunk woman

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New jokes

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."