ELECTRIC VS DIESEL CAR

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Electric vs diesel car

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Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."