Electric vs diesel car
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.