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Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.