LADDER FOR CAT

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Ladder for cat

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Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.