FAIL DRESSING ROOM

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Fail dressing room

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Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."