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How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.