FAIL DRESSING ROOM

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Fail dressing room

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Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.