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DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.