Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.