SLEEPING PARROT

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Sleeping parrot

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New jokes

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.