Swimming pool in balcony
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.