CATS DRINKING MILK

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Cats drinking milk

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New jokes

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.