WOODEN COAT HANGER

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Wooden coat hanger

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Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.