Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!