Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.