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Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.