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Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.