Sad reality of nature
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.