DOG STUCK IN LADDER

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Dog stuck in ladder

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New jokes

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.