Barcode vs QR code
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.