Dog in flower pot
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.