DOG IN FLOWER POT

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Dog in flower pot

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New jokes

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!