Dog in flower pot
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99