DANGEROUS WORK

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Dangerous work

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Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.