Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."