DISAPPERARED CAT

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Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."