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Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Where do babies come from
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.