Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"