CHOCOLATE DOGS

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Chocolate dogs

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New jokes

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.