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Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.