Dancing on concert
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.