Man with brush
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.