A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!