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Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.