DELICIOUS PIZZA

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Delicious pizza

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DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99