Roof full of snow
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Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99