CRAZY BATHROOM

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Crazy bathroom

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Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.