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Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.