FUNNY OLYMPIC RINGS

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Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.