Spam ice cream
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.