SAUSAGE CHRISTMAS TREE

Sausage christmas tree

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Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.