DRUNK SNOWMAN

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Drunk snowman

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New jokes

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"