Fake balcony
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Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.