Kebab and soldier
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.