INVISIBLE CHICKEN WITH RICE

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Invisible chicken with rice

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New jokes

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.