Invisible chicken with rice
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.